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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I live in Southsea, I'll get a giant Swan pedalo from canoe lake.
     
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  2. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    The Scottish Nationalist Party’s new leader, John Swinney, has axed the role of Minister for Independence – so the only trick that this one trick pony had has now been thrown out with the bath water. It really is sink or sink with the SNP.
     
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    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Surely Stormy Daniels would kill off most of the membership by their members
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  5. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    In the old news department: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Once Had a Dead Worm in His Brain That Caused Memory Loss

    If there is any truth in this story, then Donald Trump and Joe Biden must have a head full of dead worms that have eaten all of their brains. This would go some way to explaining how Biden is incapable of remembering almost anything and cannot even read the autocue with his speech on it. It would also help to explain how Trump cannot remember all those women that he did not sleep with and then pay to not remember him inviting them to his suite.

    Kennedy’s Irish heritage possibly explains his cognitive issues. He cannot be Jewish if it was a pork tapeworm that crawled into his head.
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  7. Toby

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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Always the fat ones as well. The sick fat ****er
     
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  10. Treble

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    Yeh probably, what's your excuse?
     
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    The worm would be doing him a favour tbh.
     
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  13. DMD

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    Uh oh....There's bound to be protests and wall to wall news about this.

     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Have the Far Right Wing Labour Party officially registered yet?

    Dame Beer Korma - A Man (with a ****) for one and all :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Isn't that what you want to happen here, I thought you'd be pleased?
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    What on earth are you trying to burble on about now? <doh>

    In a world full of mental pygmy's, you'd still be known as stumpy.
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

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    My Dull tabulator, knows your exact next reply, so I don't need to read it.
     
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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    You live in some strange fantasy world. Normally I'd find that sort of thing interesting, but you're just ****ing boring. <ok>

    Anyway, I guess it confirms that the extreme left wing racist bigots like pumpey et al don't give a **** about dark skinned people being rounded up end kicked out. It's not that much of a surprise.

    The dopey ****er will try to claim that's what they knew I'd put. <doh>

    #transparentandpredictableasfuck
     
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    *maggots
     
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