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Where's the birthday thread when you need it .......

Happy birthday to.....Rafa Benitez....Spike Milligan.....and Organic red

 

Hope yours is livelier than Spikes .

 

You share a birthday with Rafa? I hope its a good Koala-tea birthday.

 

Oh, I don't know - I bet organic's isn't this exciting.

 

Happy birthday mate, hope you get a better response on here than I did

 

Ohh yes, I'm in good company

 

Happy Birthday, btw.

 

I thought the dolphin/honey bee semen narrative was quite amusing

 

https://fb.watch/rzRBfvMDvP/

Nice gesture

 

I have decided not to have any more birthdays as apparently the fire brigade charge for putting the candles out!

 

You can afford it

 

Got to say fair play to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, they’ve melted down all of their trophies to provide the NHS with vital equipment. Lewisham hospital have thanked them for their new pair of tweezers.

 

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very cruel.......................................................................................but funny

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Read something amusing...

Apparently Sylvester Stallone tried to get a part as an extra on the Godfather but was denied because he wasn't a good enough actor.

This wasn't for a major role or even a speaking role, this is as an extra in a wedding scene where all he would have to do is stand around. He was told he wasn't appropriate for the role. (This was after he was turned down for speaking roles he had tried to get)

Anyhow that made me laugh... He's obviously it the greatest actor in the world. But seems a bit harsh.

 

Imo he'd look wrong I presume this was before rocky or whatever?

He wouldn't be the sort of high class goon the corleone's would have at a wedding.

 

"not"...?

 

Yes. That works better there. Lol.

To clarify, he is NOT the best actor in the world.