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Luv Makes Beer

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Apr 30, 2024.

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How long will the beer last

  1. 1 week

    14.3%
  2. 2 weeks

    7.1%
  3. 3 weeks

    21.4%
  4. 4 weeks

    7.1%
  5. **** off luv it's days not weeks!

    78.6%
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  1. brb

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    I'm trying to work out how many kegs Luv has bought <laugh>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    You get the device and 6 packets of different stuff that brews different types of beer. Pick which one you fancy brew it and you get 10 pints. Drink it and start again.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah, about that. <laugh>
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    About 60-72 hours I reckon
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    If his taste in films is anything to go by he'll probably brew some alcohol free ****.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Shut up Ern, Covenant tonight prepare yourself.
     
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  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I have no opinion on covenant other than it's probably better than Prometheus, because, even if they'd hired a crack head street whore to write the script and given her 5 minutes to do it in, it couldn't be much worse. It's on the same movie list as the twilight series, films l'll never watch.
     
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  8. Milk..

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    Patiently waiting:

    "Guess the beer ingredients"
     
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    Oregon’s Rogue Ales has always been big on using local ingredients. But when the Rogue brewing team set out to make a wild ale in 2013, they had trouble isolating a new wild yeast strain that could pair with their locally sourced hops and grains. We’re not quite sure what inspired them to do so, but at the time, then-brewmaster John Maier hadn’t shaved his beard since 1978, and the team sent a sample of nine of his beard hairs to San Diego’s White Labs in hopes of finding a suitable healthy new yeast strain. Sure enough, the analysis showed that there was indeed a new strain in the scruff, likely a hybrid containing genes from Rogue’s house yeast called Pacman. Rogue Ales then put the yeast to use in an American wild ale, appropriately dubbed Beard Beer. (The beer’s alleged working name for a while was “New Crustacean,” but thankfully, they ditched that one.)

    As far as the ale’s flavor goes, it was reportedly pretty solid. Upon its release, Martin Cizmar wrote in Willamette Week that “the beer itself is quite normal: a sweet, bread-y American wild ale without much to distinguish it beyond a notable pineapple flavor.”
     
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    In my humble opinion, Prometheus is something of a titan ...
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This enterprise is going to need a name. If you’re starting your own microbrewery, getting the right marketing is vital. Pint of Tramp Juice, anyone?
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Aint read back yet but you aint making one of those gay flower beers you drink are ya?
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Id go for bin juice.

    Its more lgbtq friendly cos they love shoving up someone's bin innit
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Pale Ale, not the fruity stuff. You probably mean this though.
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    Could probably knock that out a £9 a pint down Camden Lock
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ale:emoticon-0119-puke:

    good luck rho
     
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    Luvscale Ale
     
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  18. luvgonzo

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    Now that's an idea.
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Company tagline...
    For luv its a 10.... and for everyone else its a 1
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    As long as it's not LuvJuice ... no ****er is buying that :emoticon-0119-puke:

    <laugh>
     
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