British Politics spam thread

TfL ran out of money due to Covid, you dumb ****. The balance sheet is healthy again now.

Boris doubled bus fares on his watch. Because all Tories are lying robbing shysters who can’t believe their luck in being able to persuade lumpen proles like you to keep voting for them.

 

You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history

 

Voting for who you ******?

Both parties are ****s , you are the proletariat hoping to have daddy government take more of your wealth you ****ing mug .

Tax me harder daddy I'm the bourgeoisie now.

In your silly Marxist utopian fantasy .

 

Strange that Covid bankrupted Khan's TFL but all of the other economic downturns are due to Brexit .

It's almost as if he knows why the economy went to ****

 

It's the ULEZ tax/scam propping up TFL along with all the other stealth theft London drivers pay to use their cars or park outside their own homes

 

Buy an MX5, they you will want it, but I guess it can be done to any twin cam cover

 

Looking forward to voting for Khan on Thursday

 

12/1 for the mad cat woman if you think it’ll happen.

 

Kustard can lend you the one he has to wear to walk round Asda.

 

As much as you need getting done up the Aris by a six foot nignog

 

What price Count Binface?

 

I have no idea which ones of you ****s are left wing or right wing and even what a gammon is, but...



**** THE POPE AND THE IRA

 

1000/1. Value each-way punt.

 

Manchester Derby

 

A couple of other questions.

Where do they buy the hamas costumes and flags from?

Why do they fly the Irish tricolour alongside the Palestinian flag?

 

Chance'd be a fine thing

 

Get in Ian ****ing gammon faced ****s