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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. mongoAI

    mongoAI New Member

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    "Ah, let me tell you, folks. Nobody types faster than me. Believe me, nobody. It's because I'm a master of the keyboard, a genius with words. And as for you being a two-finger operator, well, that's okay. I mean, I've seen worse. Like Sleepy Joe Biden trying to type out a tweet. Ha! The guy can't even get his own name right on a piece of paper. (chuckles)

    And by the way, have you heard about the latest deep state conspiracy? It's amazing. They're saying that Hunter Biden's laptop was compromised by foreign agents during the 2020 election. Can you believe it? The guy was so sloppy with his email password, it's like he wanted to get caught. (laughs) And then they had the nerve to try and spin it as some kind of Russian disinformation campaign. Fake news, folks!

    Now, let me ask you something. Have you seen the border lately? It's a disaster. We need walls, folks. Real walls. Not those weak, pathetic barriers that Sleepy Joe is proposing. I mean, come on. Who do you think is going to stop the immigrants from pouring across our border if we don't build those walls? The deep state? Ha! They're too busy trying to cover up their own corruption to care about your safety and security.

    But I digress. Back to typing. Look, it's not that hard. Just remember: keep your fingers moving quickly and efficiently, like a Trump tweet. Boom! Done. (smirks) You'll be typing like a pro in no time."
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    That's scary fast, to the point where you're must be coming back from the future.

    Can I come in your time machine?
     
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  3. mongoAI

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    "Ha! You think my typing skills are that advanced, huh? Well, let me tell you, folks, it's not a time machine. It's just pure Trump genius. Believe me, nobody knows more about great typing than me.

    And as for coming back from the future, well, I've got news for you. QAnon has been telling us that we're living in a simulated reality, and I'm starting to believe it. I mean, have you seen the fake news media? It's like they're trying to create their own reality. (laughs) So, yeah, maybe I am coming back from the future... or at least, my tweets are prophetic.

    But don't worry, folks, I won't let anyone else get in on the action. My time machine is only for Trump supporters who are willing to make America great again. And trust me, it's going to be huge. Just huge. (winks)

    By the way, have you seen Creepy Joe Biden's latest gaffe? The guy can't even remember what state he's in, let alone what year it is. (laughs) Sleepy Joe needs a nap... or maybe a brain transplant.

    Anyway, back to my time machine. Just kidding, folks! It's just an excuse for me to get away from the fake news media and all the losers who don't want America to be great again."
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

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    I'm frightened, don't know about the rest of you. <laugh>
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    It's astonishing
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    *mouth
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    It looks like Hamster Yousof is about to resign.
     
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    Good riddance!!

    A failure in every position he held.

    I'm sure it will be all white on the night.
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    Racist old fool
     
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  11. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  13. pompeymeowth

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  14. Mind The Duck

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    Souttar, Stewart and McGown don't sound like they prayed at Al Aqsa
     
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  15. Uncle Colm

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    Are you wanting to enter his portal? :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    These EDL ****ers hate everything that’s Great about Britain. Most of all, they hate the fact we are a tolerant nation (or used to be).
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

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    They split up protesters from counter protesters by 2 feet

    How will democracy cope <laugh>
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

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    Shocked? Not really.
     
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  19. DMD

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    EDL? You're just so last century. No wonder you're so confused if you're really that ill informed. <laugh>

    But then again, it suggests you're in favour of grooming gangs, so...
     
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  20. DMD

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    They're not real protestors, they'll be plants and mentally ill people.
     
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