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Errr, your players?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Nov 27, 2011.

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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    I wish I was.

    Ilet myself down again tonight.
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    hows it goin
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    Bad TBH.

    Thanks for asking though.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Step by step Billy, things will get better.
     
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    So his brother is master-simpson <laugh>

    I'm off to bed as I think I'm going to pass out any minute now!

    Di Santo is a legend.

    Peace out.
     
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  6. P.T.N

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    Keep one eye open tonight boss! Concrete Tony's brother Concrete Dave is hunting you down! Like a whale hunts Plankton....he'll find you!
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Or like a plank hunts a whale, with a bow and arrow.
     
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  8. Beatski

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    I'd be more worried about Limestone Pete
     
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  9. P.T.N

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    Ohhh-er. Is this their nastier, stronger half cousin?
     
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  10. Cest Advocaat

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    I really cant be arsed to read any of the other posts so will just say this.


    We do have a canny squad of players but we have a **** stain Geordie **** for a manager.

    Get rid of him and our troubles will ease considerably.
     
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  11. manageordieal

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    Oh have you really got a canny squad of players ? Eh, where and who ? Keepers look okay and the centre halves, Bender ok as is Wickam. The rest are fair to average at best in my opinion. Yurs is welcomed Chesta mackem.
     
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  12. Cest Advocaat

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    Westwood is a good keeper - 15 quid, Brown and Bardo are good defenders.
     
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  13. manageordieal

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    Fair enough
     
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  14. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> Brilliant!
     
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  16. Smudger

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    In answer to the OP, it's because Bruce has bought nearly all those players hasnt he?
     
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  17. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Mignolet is ****e, Gordon isn't much better but is never fit anyway, can't knock Westwood - yet, but he's 3rd choice anyway.

    Brown has been piss poor bar one or two games, O'Shea mediocre at best, Bardsley more of the same and Bramble's a rapist.

    Larsson has been decent <ok>, Garder is proving what I suspected, that he's overrated and last season was a purple patch of form (got relegated anyway), Vaughan - has he even played yet? So anonymous in games it's unreal (also relegated). Elmohamady is ****e, David Meyler the so called world beater plays less games than an injured Michael Owen and Kieran Richardson is a well known hate figure on here which speaks for itself really. Don't get me started on Cattermole.

    Sessegnon is a tricky player and has just about their only bit of flair and creativity which they need badly. If he gets injured for a long period of time Sunderland will probably get relegated.

    As for their strikers:

    Gyan - <laugh>
    Campbell - <laugh>
    Wickham (£13m? <yikes>) - Won't be premiership standard for another 3 seasons.
    Ji - Same as above? - looks very lightweight, will he ever be a Premiership player?
    Bendtner - Blows hot and cold, more cold than hot. Will leave at the end of the season anyway leaving you with and expensively collected gang of ****e strikers who couldn't buy a goal between them!

    All in all Agent Steve it's safe to say that you've done us proud in the transfer market. <ok>
     
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