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Off Topic Pube trimming

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Beardsley's Shimmy, Apr 27, 2024.

  1. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    Where do you do it? At home or hotels?
    And what do you use to trim?
     
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  2. Judge Death

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    Think you need a conversation with Chippy...
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Erm :bandit::bandit::bandit:
     
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  4. Awaymag

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    I do it in the local park with some rusty Secateurs
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    Just use scissors....and why would you do it at hotels?

    All guys should do it imo, went you go down on a woman it's nice if it's not a hairy overground jungle down there, so I like to return the favour.

    Did used to know a guy who Vite-d his balls, which I thought was going a bit far.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You muppet. What a dumb ass thread.


    I always do mine with a mix of scissors and a manscaper and get rid in UK hotel rooms.
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

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    What's all this with hotels?

    Why is it such a taboo to trim the thing at home?
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you can make more mess in hotels. Best way is to make a little nest out of big roll then drop the pubs in the middle.. twist it like a pube bomb then drop it into the big a split second after you flush.
     
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  9. Judge Death

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    I'm surprised you don't arrange yours to spell out ****.
     
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  11. Magdad

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    And you cheeky bastards think my spelling is bad <laugh>
     
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  12. Wontspendcantspend

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    I sit on the toilet the wrong way around, use old beard trimmers and then simply flush them away... either that technique or just stand in the shower before switching it on... it depends on the circumstances.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I have heat exhaustion…
     
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  14. Wontspendcantspend

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    Where are you jj
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ahh the old reverse bog trim technique.. probs even cleaner..
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    India mate.
     
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    Temp will drop to 29c tonight though apparently.
     
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