Is it meant to be that she prefers if you have two cocks? Don’t get where the usually eloquent Foss is going with this.
On the way to Somerset. Waiting for the car wash and every ****er in front of me is opting for the posh wash… foam, wax, polish, dry just get the £3.50 budget one and let me get on with my journey mofos
Our local tip started a online booking service during COVID and due to the success carried it on. Due to moving, I’ve been loads of times over the last 6 months and reckon the longest wait I’ve had is about 5 mins.
my one did something similar, albeit not as well thought out. They had this system where if your number plate had an even number, you could go on mon, weds and Friday. If you had an odd number you could go on Tues, Thurs and Saturdays. Nobody could remember which day was odd or evens and it was ****ing chaos. Initially the workers there were turning people away who’d queued up on the wrong day, but people go so ****ed off that they just ditched it and let everybody in. might as well just not bothered in the first place
B-town beach That tall thing in the distance is a monstrosity they built so people can spend £30 to get a view of the sea, arguing it would create tourism. Because nobody visits ****ing Brighton obviously.
Nah mate got to pay £30 for the best view of the wind turbines and if you look the other way you’ll see a junkie doing a **** in Kemptown.
