Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Then near the end of the match the Stewarts start lying down around the side of the pitch like they are relaxing on the beach.

 

Oh come on Woody man, got to score.

 

Wood is gormless

 

These guys? https://www.royal.uk/stewarts-0

 

The great Santo is a defeated being

 

Remember at the match when they'd sometimes say "contact the nearest Stewart" over the tannoy, how would you know who was called Stewart?

 

That's a pen aswell.

 

That should be a pen

 

You don’t get those “message for John Smith, your wife has gone into labour” announcements these days. Bloody smartphones.

 

"Such and such car is blocking someone in and needs to be moved"

 

I'm lost with the rules, does anyone know why VAR didn't look at the handball, or did it and say no?

 

Neverton have kicked up enough of a stink that they are getting the dodgy decisions.

 

After five minutes they assumed this was a League One game and clocked off.

 

No idea how anyone looks at that and says it ain't handball...after the one given against Sissoko in the 2019 CL final I have no idea what counts as and all tbh

 

Time to let that go, mate.

 

At least Everton fans will have to accept the corruption has helped them this season.

 

Yep. Or a car’s lights being left on.

 

Peej is celebrating with a Monopoly money bonfire on the front garden.

 

Blackburn must have the ugliest fans in the Football League.

 

Has Sucky hacked your account?