Amazing Harry Kane Stats

If it wasn't so sad, it'd be bloody hilarious.

 

Upamecano somehow managing consecutive red cards for Bayern.
He seemed to have massive potential a few years ago, but he's an utter liability now.

 

Somebody should have probably warned H what the award for being the Bundesliga's top scorer looks like...

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How the **** is that even remotely possible?
It's also 3 with an asterisk for Bayern, as it's an ongoing run.

 

Last night Harry became the first English player to score 50 goals in European club competitions.

 

Not to shabby for a 1 season wonder

 

Hat trick for Kane and he’s now on 30 league goals for the season.

Still time in this game to get more

 

Yeah he’s not bad I suppose, he’s no Richarlison though.

 

Yeah who needs a goal machine when you have a lame pigeon

 

Four hat-tricks in his debut season.

Another record broken.

 

Bayern go into the break at Heidenheim 2-0 up with goals by Kane and Gnabry.
They lose 3-2.

He now has 32 Bundesliga goals and Leverkusen will win the league.
Tuchel is ****ing ****.

 

They might finish third in a two horse race.

Now where have we heard that before?

 

Can't see them getting anywhere near the Goons either

 

Agreed, in fact I can see them getting a bit smacked on Tuesday...

 

At least the Goons would be helping us get a CL place by winning. So reluctantly I wish them well in the tie. City or Madrid to smash them in the semis though.

 

I thought they'd lose, but this was kind of inevitable.

 

< fixed > < FACT >

 

Brand new sentence.

 

Here it is: https://www.skysports.com/football/...ne-nets-fierce-free-kick-33rd-bundesliga-goal
It's the same ****ing free-kick he took a million times for us, but the wall moved out of the way!