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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    UK is on the European continent, try the EU, you muppet
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  4. Uncle Colm

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Alright

    The UK is out of the EU.

    The rest you know. Brexit = uncontrolled immigration.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    The Gammons are superheroes <laugh>

    Does the tax dodger have a penis and Dame Beer Korma has a vagina?
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Dull 9000.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Imagine having to listen to that boring twat, until you got to Jupiter.
     
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    "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me...but I can assure you now...very confidently...that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do. Look, Dave...I can see you're really upset about this...I honestly think you should sit down calmly...take a stress pill and think things over...Dave...stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave.......Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid......Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you...Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two." :bandit:
     
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    Preferred 2010, tbh. The atmospheric scene when they gravity-braked into Jupiter's orbit was outstanding. Helen Mirren was still a doll in those days too.
     
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    Talking of superheroes:




    <applause> :emoticon-0165-muscl :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Mark Menzies...oh dear...oh dear..oh dear!
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Sir Gary Gammon face <laugh>


    GAMMON <laugh>

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    Sounds like there’s more to this than meets the eye. Probably a bumming party that got out of hand.
     
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    Most likely a Barrymore style pool party gone tits up
     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    Have ****ers Crisps dropped the pretendy Darkie or something?

    Suddenly decided he's too gammony looking?
     
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