Keith vs Buckie Thistle

Who in the ****ing what now?

0-2 currently, is this a late April Fools?

 

Norf of Watford mate, there be dragons.

 

But who the **** is Keith? Sound like the Buckie thrashed him anyway. A familiar Jockanese story I suppose

 

The oldest Bridge in Scotland is in Aberdeen.

Stone as well.

Brig O Balgownie

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The grammar and spelling in this post is atrocious.

Are all Little Englander Morris Dancers as thick as ****?

 

Hello @hammasyouseless, I wish to report a hate crime committed today in Aberdeen.

 

Looks like it’s got a hobbit house built into the bridge. Just behind the tree on the left. Is everyone in Aberdeen some sort of stunted mutant?

 

People weren't as tall in the 13th Century.

As I said Nigels really are dense in the extreme.

 

Yet another dumbfuck Nigel Morris Dancing gaylord identified

 

I sometimes exclaim to myself "It's time to clean your teeth, Keith". Or similar.

 

I have been known to exclaim, “It’s time for a ****, Hank”

 

Does he oblige?

 

Never fails

 

Think I found Keith: