Except Gays, Trans, Lesbos, Pervs, Chutney channel pushers, Cross dressers, And as our favourite rev may have heard from the confessional box other deviants we may never have heard of. Im sure he could enlighten us.
C’om mate, didn’t you which Hawaii Five O? It’s, Book em Danno! ….. so l had a wee spelling slippage, so sue me!
The accused, stands before us, totally bereft of any sympathetic compassion towards his fellow scribes, and has left his poor fellow Woops in desperate need of a swift one having been shock and stunned and forced to persevere with that load of crap. Tis now I doth the black cloth, and sentence the accused to forfeit 100 GDP, and be it known to all the brethren gathered, that the scoundrel that he is, was let off lightly. The amount granted to Messrs the Woops of Didling Palace, saufend by the sea. Is to be paid forthwith under penality of extrema pain. Official seal Up yours the costal boys
Your Honour, resist all waffle from the other side. They talk in hysterics and are so wound up in their own crapola, that they can’t handle the truth! The defence rest. ( Please allow me to open that bottle l gifted you before court opened thus morning)
