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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    They are a reminder of the times when pubs shut between 2.00pm and 7.00pm on a Sunday
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    There’s something very wrong with you. Something beyond mere stupidity.

    Although, keeping it simple, maybe a combination of stupidity, repressed homosexuality, an incredibly small penis, and absolutely no balls at all would account for your weird obsession.
     
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    pieguts Mentor

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    <laugh> <applause>
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Parp. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    There is no flip flopping going on here. You need to see your hero Dame Kelly Stormer for that.

    At the bottom of your hole you are still struggling to get away from the overwhelming evidence that you are brain dead. You are incapable of making a substantive argument when confronted with facts and just desperately dither around trying to construct any sort of feeble narrative.

    A maths genius like me has no problem differentiating between percentages and percentage points but the brain dead – like you – have no chance of remembering that being explained at the time. When you find that there are 20 turds in your slop bucket in the morning and you only had 16 when you went to bed, you must have shat 25 per cent more overnight. You cannot even remember the other facts that you continually contradict even just days after they were stated.

    When did I claim that polluting rivers and seas was right? I never did but I did point out how it was possible to make money from it and how big financial institutions that you depend upon are making money out of it.

    Your brain death is incurable so there is no point trying to explain even the simplest economics. When you have a Labour government at least they will be easier for the Left-wing Establishment to control. Of course everything will still be the Tories’ fault even when they are gone. You probably believe all that guff about taxes being at a 70 year high.

    Little surprise that this is so boring and tedious that the brain dead still seem to manage to reply. They should try to find ways out of the hole they have dug themselves that do not involve admitting being wrong in the first instance and every instance since. But that is evidence of brain death...
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    That should have been 'heroine' ... couldn't be bothered reading any further after such an early grammatical error ... standards need to be maintained.
     
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    He wants to be known as Loretta. :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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    Derp di derp di derp.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Didn’t read.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You need certifying.
     
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    Dids't thou go and get churched today Duncoon?
     
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    Jesus hated people born in another country. Oh wait, no, it's the complete opposite.

    Matthew 25, Jesus says that those who care for strangers will receive eternal life, and those who do not will receive eternal punishment. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born.
     
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