Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

All that was missing was bailing out of a swing at its highest point and seeing how far you could land...

 

Panda paddy
Love Pandas.

 

That’s why they never have the energy to shag.

 

Crazy to think how quickly technology has progressed during our life time

 

Of all the things, i think they've missed off a phone.

 

Under his right ear, corded variety.

 

Headline you just couldn’t make up. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13278523/biscuit-eating-race-scrapped-Dorset-tradition.html

 

Not that old gag.

 

Couldn’t they not swallow?

 

Depends how long you've been doing it.

 

Couldn't make up? You need to improve your imagination.
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*Mine is in my brain (loose term), some have it on their shoulder.

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Probably my favourite football headline was when Gerry Queen got sent off at Selhurst Park “Queen in brawl at Palace”.

And ,following a feisty encounter at their stadium, “Young Boys in ****dorf storm”.

 

Super Callies go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.


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I can well do without actually speaking to people on the phone thanks. Just trying to book a holiday and had to do so.
Very pleasant but was a pain in the arse. I just wanted the info to hand online thank you very much.