And what about lampposts? Or are you one of these lamppostists? You non inclusive hate filled bigots disgust me, mind you, you are an arty farty elitist right enough.
Plus he searches out scrap metal and gets all excited when he finds a discarded tin of beans. The very epitome of a disillusioned arty farty ****tah.
Thing is, you'd probably find some artist in the 1950s did exactly that and it's now worth millions. Look at these prices: https://www.christies.com/en/artists/mark-rothko?lotavailability=All&sortby=relevance