Ashworth to Manchester

Maldini link is getting strong

 

Get him in the team

 

Would love that.

Genuine football man involved.

 

See Man Utd have now pissed off Southampton. Offering a years salary in compensation which they believed was a clause in Willcox's contract. He's now resigned and Southampton say no clause ever existed.

This ****ing Ratcliffe guy doesn't give a **** about tapping people up.

 

He's also got a face like a tramps scrotum

 

Maybe we should hire Wilcox

 

And you know this through your community care work of inspecting tramps' scrotums?

 

Yeah if I'm an upcoming foreign player and my choice was to sign for the legend that is Paulo Maldini or Jason Wilcox I could see where it might become a problematic choice

 

I never said as DoF. Just hire him.

 

He is the tramp

 

Did mint for Man City to be fair to him.

 

Maldini would be awesome - no idea about his credentials as a DoF but it’s Maldini.

 

Was AC Milan dof. Sold us Tonali

 

Tonali is going to be a Toon legend

 

Aye......In pub quiz's 20 years from now its going to be asked "Who did Newcastle United spend £55m on who went on to make 14 appearances for the club before being banned permanently after he got addicted to gambling on tiddly winks whilst being banned for betting"

 

Well, what you do in your spare time is nobody else’s business…..sooo, how exactly do you know what a tramp’s scr….no, doesn’t matter..

 

Read to the end before….

 

Or just try to keep up for once old chap.