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Just got an email from my mate

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  1. anportmorbhoy

    anportmorbhoy Well-Known Member

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    |Got an email of my mate who is a driving examiner. Anyway he was working yesterday in his role as a driving examiner when this wee dirty bit came in, short skirt and tits hanging out.

    She had failed her test last time round and was out to make an impression.

    Anyways jumped in the car with her and started the test. Soon as we got round the corner she said “look you’ll think im only saying this to pass my test – but I need a ride, my bloke has the smallest cock in the world and doesn’t even know what to do with the 2 inches he has”. She reached across unzipped his cock and started tugging without so much as another word

    So they pulled up down a wee lane and the dirty things he got up to I cant even post on here

    In the end he had to pass her as she agreed to meet up next week and said he can do her up the arse and all sorts!

    Lucky ****er, how come it never happens in my work?
     
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  2. Mickey

    Mickey Member

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    <doh>

    at least make your lies semi believable like Magic does
     
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  3. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Where's magics one?
     
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  4. Mickey

    Mickey Member

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    every 2nd post
     
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  5. anportmorbhoy

    anportmorbhoy Well-Known Member

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    Read Muirs post - **** <ok>
     
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  6. Mickey

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    aye just did and realised i made a cock outta myself <doh>
     
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    <laugh>

    I thought Mickey was saying Magic had done one!!
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Still a **** as always Mickey <ok>
     
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