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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just got past her birthday as well, banners and ****, cards everywhere and now this. I'm not happy.
     
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  2. brb

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    Reverse psychology mate, bunch of nice flowers and a vase or pick one item and say that looks nice, but you'll have to sound sincere. Failing that buy a rabbit and let it run around the room <laugh>

    Soz I'm not helping.
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    Looks beautiful.

    I reckon you should use your life savings to invest in a shop
     
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  4. pieguts

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    <laugh>
     
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    Set fire to the house mate, pay the fire brigade to say it was cluttered easter **** that spread the fire

    claim on the insurance and move to house far far away from any shops that sell that ****.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  7. luvgonzo

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    I know.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    Getting the sofa moved to the back room again tomorrow so that she can go in there.
     
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    same solution here as well
     
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    Divorce?
     
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  11. brb

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    It does seem a bit tick tock, and a battle of wills at the moment.

    Human psychology is fascinating.
     
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  12. brb

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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    One hell of a drive down ... ****ing snow through Wales!!

    Just having a well earned glass of vino before hitting the sack ...
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Morning. Survive today and a weekend pretty much entirely of football.
     
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    Off to a wedding today, meeting the groom at 12 for a couple of settlers.
     
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    Just waiting for a train to porto now.

    Weathers been **** in lisbon. More of the same in porto too according to the weather forecast
     
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    'mazin pics from that Spiral tower the other day

    cba to find the pics and like them but still awesome all the same.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    You go to Cascais?

    I'm off there in May.
     
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    Off out for breakfast tomorrow looking forward to that, don't go for breakfast often enough.
     
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