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Transfer Rumours The Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 26, 2024.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I suspect Howe will be replaced because I think we'll lose to West Ham and the **** I'd going to start to stink before the seasons out.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

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    Why do you come on this board if you hate Newcastle that much?
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    When did I say I did ? I'm just making my prediction.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    Have some faith!
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    Faith is an unreliable pathway to truth.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    Or The Cure's 3rd album.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    I like the cure.
     
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  8. Roland Deschain

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    Believable rumours:

    Out: Bruno to anywhere but here. Ditto Joelinton. Isak to Arsenal.

    In: Some Scottish winger in Italy. Solanke, Kelly maybe Billing. Philips.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    Oh let's hope so. The Cult has built an Ark to survive the impending flood of piss and so can start anew. <cheers>
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Will you be able to board? What with it being a slight incline to get on and, well you know, your weight?
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Mrs Obi can counter balance.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Hungs too old to be Noah, he’ll have to be Noah’s Dad <laugh>
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    The lot of you are more like the children of sheeba..given a dose by the maharaja.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Only in response to wetters constantly spouting this ****.



    Just wait for the summer transfer window FFS.

    Oh and apparenrly it's Howe's fault that Miley was injured while on England duty.

    <doh>
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    That's just you lot getting arsy surely because you dismiss opinions that don't suit. The seasons not gone well, so those people were right btw.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    There's just no need to mention is every day though is there? Especially when it's just speculation. Not even founded by anything other than on this forum.
    It's wearing.
    Like life isn't hard enough without also having to be a Samaritan for wetters on a bloody online forum. <laugh>
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    Roly, IF we sell Isak, Bruno & Joelinton AND replace them with some Scottish winger in Italy, Solanke, Kelly maybe Billing. Philips.
    Then you can have my avi and username for the whole 2024-25 season.

    IF we DON'T, then I have yours.

    Deal?
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    What I would counter this would be that neither do the cult.. they're as bad and as guilty themselves.

    I personally don't want to keep going around in circles because I'm tired of it., but it's football and the same argument will always occur.

    Let us all embrace eachothers opinions.
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    Screenshotted just in case... real bantz potential
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Maybe mate, but I've had a **** 2 weeks and can't be arsed reading the same hysteria fuelled drivel every day.
    I come on here for a bit of a laugh, but it's getting less and less like that.
    it's mentally and physically draining.
    My bad. I'll give myself a break.
     
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