People said I wouldn’t be any good at poetry because of my dyslexia! They were wrong! So far I’ve made two lovely vases and a jug....
Shut up. I was young and I needed the money. Anyway, I was groomed by David Cameron And if you're wondering why I posted at this ridiculous hour, I have insomnia. I tried counting sheep but it just made me horny.
I know , My reply was in jest . Maybe if I’d put a tongue out it would have helped ? Any way .Bugger off and get ready for your fourth coming promotion as League 1 Champions and see you next season