Off Topic The Burly Arms

Nice and light outside early doors today. Hello Spring.

 

Morning. A rare eight hours sleep. Spring has sprung.

 

In the office two days on the bounce, hate talking to people/office gossip. But one of the girls in the commercial team has been off to have her tits done and is back this morning.

want to make sure she is okay

 

9am HR meeting tomorrow then.

 

Morning

 

not in the office tomorrow

 

Might as well motorboat then.

 

Morning

 

Opening fast with my gal tonight

lol

see y all on Saturday

 

Bloke I'm doing job for has bought way too much paint.

Which means I have a new 5ltr can of dulux diamond satinwood for free

Rrp bout 70quid

Nice

 

Until he see's you walking out his gaff with an unopened tin of paint on his ring doorbell cam.

 

He ain't got one and I brought it out of the gaff in my bag.

Cant you just be happy for me

 

Phew! I just didn't want you making any school boy errors bro.

 

Not my first time bro but thanks

 

Don't forget to dispose of the empty tins for him, as part of the service. Just hope he don't ask to see your waste licence.

 

****ed up and forgot the Nick Cave pre sale today, all gone now.

 

Tomorrow morning easyjet release 18million tickets for next year.

Log In Early for bargains

 

Last job I was doing the woman gave me some dark alcohol cocktail chocolates

I just gave then to the mrs cos I don't do chocolates much


She's just told me they are worth over 100 quid, just googled the box and they are too.

Fewmin I didn't check, now I this bitch just eating chocolates at like 14 quid a pop on me.

 

These ones

 

I think that's wholesale, so 14 packs bro for that price.