DIY ****ers

Will you use all purpose flexible silicone to finish the edges?

 

You need to stop and get someone in to do that Sucky. It’s not looking good and I’m trying to be friendly here. You don’t want your home like this.

 

Man's got no standards.

 

**** you Schlem

 

I was trying to be subtle.

 

I've taken a week off work to finish the kitchen. Done best part of **** all so far.

 

I don’t know any other way of talking to people that I like

I’d say the same to my mates because I think it would be for their own good. If Sucky lived near I’d pop round and help him, sorta thing.

 

I’ve never known a man to find so many jobs around the house that need done. You must do your wife’s head in at times.

‘Just starting another job, Love’

‘Oh ffs, now what you doing!’

 

My eye sight is not the best and even I noticed it, I think he might need a bit more more than silicon seal, some duct tape this size should cover the problem...

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Aye, **** it. This’ll do.

 

Yeah, off to get some beading too cos some of the bottom of the cupboard has some water damage

 

****y plasterers.

 

Been painting.

 

I'm guessing you didn't take the cupboards off the wall?

****er.
Nice colour though.

 

Replaced an old big mirror from Ikea with a new big mirror from Ikea. The arseholes made the new one 10mm shorter so I had to drill new holes in the tiles.

 

Did you purposely arrange the cabinets to look like a Dick and balls or just lucky chance

Painting looks good btw

 

I wanna know if he cut the walls in with a serrated brush

 

Needs make up lights

 

**** no, I paid someone to put then on the wall.