The ocean was depressed for weeks after probablySaw Lee Dixon out surfing once.
Bizarrely true story that.
The ocean was depressed for weeks after probably
Yeah he's a miserable ****erThe ocean was depressed for weeks after probably

That would be due to Ponky having a crafty wee mind ...
Had to take an aqua dump once. Not an easy or pleasant experience


I thought I misheard."I'm just gonna give man of the match to whoever scores the winner..............player of the match"
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I thought I misheard.
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Hope you washed your own wetsuit ... or did you just take it back to the hire shop and walk away quickly?![]()
