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  1. Leo Billy

    Leo Billy Well-Known Member

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    Name the three most important attributes needed in a footballer to make a team a top team minus the obvious like fitness/quality.

    For me:

    1) Intelligence - look at the top teams, they’re intelligent in everything.. marking, when to play the right pass, when to shoot to name a few. Not to dig but look at Longstaff? His football IQ is so ****.

    2) Positioning - So important. Look at Man City and the old Spain/Barca team.. they all knew when to press, together or individually. Smothering the opposition to retain the ball as soon as possible.

    3) Control - a bit similar to the top 2, the control in all aspects. The control in their technique when passing/shooting.. look at how brilliant Bernardo Silva/Saka etc control their passing and shots. Then there’s controlling the game.. seeing a game out when it needs to be seen out. We have so many sloppy players, like Miggy.. his technique just isn’t upto par.

    If I was a manager these would be the 3 attributes I’d look for.

    Please Howe just buy a couple of intelligent players with a sprinkle of quality to bring the team on. Not idiots.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Intelligence
    Engine
    Capability to play part of a team and get stuck in if your backs are against the wall
     
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  3. Leo Billy

    Leo Billy Well-Known Member

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    Engine 100%. Nothing worse than seeing a player wanting to be subbed after 70 mins.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    1. Engine
    2. Geordie
    3. Called Longstaff










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  5. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Depends on position
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Take the hint - it’s aimed at either Longstaff, Almiron or Burn
     
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  7. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    How's.

    The.

    Bacon.
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Intelligence, engine and positioning.

    The most intelligent players ever have lacked pace but they had the other attributes in abundance.
     
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  9. Magdad

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    Desire - prepared to run through walls for the win.
    Skill - primarily first touch and weight of pass.
    Speed - of both mind and body.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    post of the day that.
     
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  12. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I agree with these pretty much
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Good haircut

    Sexy wife

    Expensive car
     
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  14. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Armageddon must be upon us <laugh>
     
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    We are not talking about ninjas. We are talking about footballers.

    So I am gonna go.

    Crossing. For example Miggy can’t do that for ****.
    Shooting. For example Miggy can’t do that for ****.
    Passing. For example Miggy can’t do that for ****.

    And neither can Burn and Longstaff.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    so what if a player is a goalie?
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Well, all you had to do was ask.

    :)
     
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  18. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    1. Loyalty.
    2. Niceness.
    3. Loyalness.
     
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  19. mmmkay

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    1. Big
    2. First name is Dan
    3. Last name is Burn
     
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  20. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Howes

    Slow
    Dull
    Great guy
     
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