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  1. luvgonzo

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    Morning.
     
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    Morning
     
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    The ticket Stasi were out in force at the station so I may have to resort to Plan B on my quest to avoid paying the ludicrous fares unless it was a one-off.
     
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    What's plan B?
     
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    Get a short distance return to get through the barrier at the start and a short distance return to get through the barrier at the end. Obvious risk is getting checked on the train but the odds stack up.
     
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    **** me...I ain't got the planning skills for that <laugh>
     
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    The Splitmyfare app saves me about a tenner per commute legally. Would recommend for any long journey.
     
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    M25 closes tonight until Monday morning, J10-11 avoid like the plague.
     
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    PXL_20240316_173023247.jpg Mrs luv bought this, ****ing fuming.
     
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    Think she’s shagging former Luton midfielder Matt Spring?

    That’s proper ****e. Live Laugh Luv.
     
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    <laugh>

    Reverse psychology, tell her you love it....but I guess that's already too late. :cheesy::cheesy:
     
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    Yeah way too late, I proper had a go. ****ing trash, no ****ing taste at all but she married me so that's a given.
     
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    I'm guessing it's positive thoughts for her, must admit Spring is the one time of year I look forward to, well when it actually warms up. It would have been better if the words had been placed with something else, like a dry spring flower arrangement, within the frame or at least a picture of tulips, daffodils etc or blossom.

    I guess that's a no lol.
     
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    You’d look forward to it even more if there was a HomeSense bargain bucket “Hello Spring” sign in your kitchen for the nine months of the year it’s not Spring. Wait until she shows him the other three she’s bought to rotate across the year.
     
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    <laugh>

    I'm merely trying to help the man with his trauma here. #STFUbrb
     
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