Tips / Bets Lose your cash at Cheltenham thread

Ahh ... must have been last time or sex allowance? - form guide mentioned Ginny's receiving 3lb last time up...

Oh and back to ****ing normal ...Goath Chuil never in the race and pulled up before turn

 

Well that wasn't in the plan


Still on for about 14 bets tho

 

The dream is dead. Just Diet Coke and my usual girlfriend.

 

Sitting tight on my cash still. Not betting on this race coming up but on its day Conflated would blow these away, he’s just to inconsistent.

 

3 out of 3 for the Brits. Skelton catching Mullins up!

 

Not anymore

 

I’ve backed Home By The Lee each way. More with my heart than head. Hasn’t shown its old form in a long time but it’s a lovely game horse. If it comes over the final fence in with a chance it will be hard to beat.

 

Ran a beauty at a big price. Proud of the old boy

 

Amazing how I appear to be able to put the mockers on horses that appeared to have great prospects

 

**** me - St Felicien brought down - not that the horse was going that well mind ... superb jumping display by Shakeemup Harry...

 

I wasn’t jinxing myself today by putting them
on here but I done alright again. 1 winner, 2 placed (got 11/1 for conflated on BOG) and 1 non-runner which pretty much doubled the pay out on the L15.

 

Down 3 quid for today

Up 7quid overall tho

Bookies tremble when I bet

 

Buy a pint or a house in Accrington.

 

I Can get both in Accrington for 7 quid nah?

 

Wtf

 

Could probably just buy a pub.

 

Could have this in horse racing Yeh?

 

A poultry offering.

 

Nah not the birds... the chariots

3 man chariots
One steering the horse and one guy each side throwing stuff at the other horses

 

Yeah could see that working. Mario Kart kind of thing. Chelsea fans could throw bananas at the black horses.