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Match Day Thread Chelsea v Newcastle United

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 3, 2024.

  1. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Offside.
    But christ Botman wtf.
     
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  2. Charlie Dogscock

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    Both times are like each other, ie frail as ****.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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  4. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    We've actually looked better since Murphy came on.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Willock with a chance


    Offside though ??

    NOT OFFSIDE
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

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    Well we should be ahead....
     
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  7. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Willock should bury that.
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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  9. Charlie Dogscock

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    Well they can't cross for ****, and can't take chances, so we have a good chance....
     
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  10. Welshie

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    How to score against Newcastle apparently

    Run vaguely towards our goal, lash it in any direction and let one of our gangly mongs in defence help it in
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

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    Your internet speed is about 5 seconds ahead of mine.
     
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  12. Darth Plagueis

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    Botman ffs what happened to him.
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    cost me over £400 for it
     
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    Radio <whistle>
     
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  15. clip

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    Was the 4 mins for Chelsea’s goal kicks
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Trev is watching on BBC Teletext.
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Yeah you bought the wrong one.
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    live txts from my younger brother
    he's down there <ok>

    took his wife this time instead of the cans <laugh>
     
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    Probably about right so far but the commentary is going on like Chelsea have been dominating.
     
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  20. Welshie

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    Think we have both looked slow, sloppy and generally disinterested tbh
     
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