Not that it's a major issue, but the "you let your country down" one aimed at just Barry could also be listed for Terry, Lampard, Gerrard and Green. I remember us singing that to them.
My favourite ones to Gerrard were in our 2-1 win at WHL, when Assou-Ekotto and Bassong scored. As Gerrard was preparing to take the penalty for their goal, the chants of "Self defence, you're having a laugh" and "You're supposed to be in jail" went up. I don't think that he was amused!
I'll stick 'em in the oldies. Surely there must be more actual songs than what i've got up there? Come on you die hard season ticket holders!
One of my all time favourites was the "We all dream of a team of Robbie Keanes" to the tune of Yellow Submarine. Number ooooone, was Robbie Keane and number twwwooo, was Robbie Keane Number threeeee was Robbie Keane and number fooouur, was Robbie Keane etc. up to 11 We all dream of a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes.
I remember a couple of years back when we played Reading in the FA Cup at the Lane and Stephen Hunt (same season he smashed the skull of Cech I think) done a dirty challenge on Lennon and didn't even get booked where as it should well have been a red, the crowd started singing: "Stephen Hunt, He's a c*nt! Stephen Hunt, He's a c*nt!" Another great old one: "Di-dier Zo-kora, Do, Do ,Doooooo! Di-dier Zo-kora, Do, Do ,Doooooo!" - The let's all do the conga tune. Also another for Bale: Gaaareth Bale! Gaaareth Bale! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was born to play for Spurs! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was born to play for Spurs! Also noticed my spelling for the "Stick Sol Campbell" song was wrong, wrote "you can still Sol Campbell" a couple of times, I've edited it on my post now if you want to re-copy and paste it
"Ohhhhhh when the Spuuuuuuuuurs! Gooo marching iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinn! Ohhhh when the Spurs go marching in iiiiiiin! I wanna beeee in that number! Oh when the Spurs go marching in! (repeat once) (now fast paced) Oh when the Spurs! Oh when the Spurs! Go marching in! Go marching in! Ohh when the Spurs go marching in iiiiiin! I wanna beeee in that number! Oh when the Spurs go marching in!"
"If you're having Chav problems I feel bad for Roman, He's got 99 players but Modric ain't one..." (I'm determined to make this one work, even though the song's ****e, aren't I?)
Thank f*ck for that! That American crap really p*sses me off especially when all I get to listen to is the same 5 songs all day in the office that Capital FM have in their music collection!
It's not the same five songs, just countless variations of the five basic songs on every producer's laptop...
Very true. "Here's Katy Perry with - Another lame track" "And that was Katy Perry - Another lame track, now time for Katy Perry - Another lame track remix by Kanye West! Enjoy!"
There was a Livermore one going around at the start of the season wasn't there? I think it was just his name being sung/chanted like "Livermoooore, Livermooooore!!" repeatedly, in the same way Liverpool fans chant/sing "Liverpool, Liverpool"
Can't say I heard that one down there, but I like it, simple but effective. Should definitely be sung when he's on the pitch. I actually met him last Saturday down at Grundy Park for the Boxing night, my cousin was making his debut fight (won by unanimous decision ), Livermore was in the £50 section (aka VIP bit) and I asked for a photo, he said jump over but the bouncer gave me a dirty look so I said I couldn't get there and he came straight over and posed for a piccy! Top lad!
Maybe I was hearing things then, I haven't make it to any of the Europa games but I'm sure I heard something like that after he scored against Hearts, and occasionally when he's played since. Maybe the sound is just a bit distorted through the tv or something, as I said I haven't been to any EL games yet unfortunately
I think it's a really cool tune mate and hopefully it can get sung a bit more for the lad, he certainly deserves it after his impressive performances this season.
