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**** the pope?

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  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Given the opportunity would you **** the pope?

    i would just so i could say i had<ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Nov 25, 2011
  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Me too, with a giant church candle
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 25, 2011
  3. Mind The Duck

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    Gay fantasy thread
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 25, 2011
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I have.

    Both the current pope and the last one.

    The previous Pope (big Karel as I called him) had a mighty chopper and the stamina of a migrating karibou.

    The current nutcase has a tiny German tiddlywalloper and didn't please me at all.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Nov 25, 2011
  5. Peter the spastic paedo

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    <ok>
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Nov 25, 2011
  6. Erik

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    I'd stick a communion wafer up his nipsy <ok>

    Any particular moves you'd go for, Kim? Would you make it as memorable for him as it undoubtedly would be for you? Maybe get an alter boy to perform fellatio on you, or roger the vicar's wife against the church organ?
     
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    Erik, Nov 25, 2011
  7. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    If you tried he'd hit you with Force Lightning
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nov 25, 2011
  8. MaHatMaBunnet

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    most rangers fans sing about ****ing him on a regular basis. bunch of durties.
     
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    MaHatMaBunnet, Nov 25, 2011
  9. Mind The Duck

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    <wah>
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 25, 2011
  10. Hornette_TID

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    er...no...
     
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    Hornette_TID, Nov 25, 2011

  11. Kim Jong Il

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    i would **** him so violently he would die from rectal bleeding
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Nov 25, 2011
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'd **** Eva Pope:

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    <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 25, 2011
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    I see.
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    her head looks too flat for the rest of the pic. i would do her but that pic is weird looking
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Nov 25, 2011
  16. Hugh Briss

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    I see you're pressing home your claim as 'the funniest person in the room you're in' award.

    Twat.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 25, 2011
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 25, 2011
  18. HendyMMA

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    Id **** him....

    With a Pitchfork
     
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    HendyMMA, Nov 25, 2011
  19. Medro

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    Do you reckon he would look over his shoulder and say

    "No no, let's go bareback."
     
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    Medro, Nov 25, 2011
  20. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    well condoms are blashpemy
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Nov 25, 2011
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