I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him fifty euros that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No bet, the steaks are too high
Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says to the other, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other says, "**** me! A talking sausage!"
The best pie is a pasty imo. And the best pasties I’ve ever had are from The Bakery in Muswell Hill. The proprietor is an Armenian Greek I believe.
Best pie I ever had was a place called So Pie in Gloucester. Just looked and it’s closed down. Sad times. This place near QPR is pretty good if you ignore the decor should you ever find yourself that way.https://www.bushpieandmash.co.uk/
I thought not. But then is a cottage pie a pie? It’s less pieish than a pasty I would argue. Also, pub pies that only do pastry on the top. **** that.