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A New Song

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Steven Toast, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    A terrificly Northern Song, if not a bit Manc. It could be adapted.....

    We watched Hull City from smokey tops
    And bought our scarves from local shops
    From Boothferry Park it's where we used to play...
    I'm sure he once walked down our street
    Cause he played like Waggy
    With Two left feet
    the boots he wore had all seen better days...

    Now they sent him off to Tottenham
    But we still all remembered how
    Barmby still had Black and Amber Blood
    They said he just runs up and down
    he plays average but without a frown
    and Taylor said that's just the way he'll stay.

    And he went from a **** Yorkshire club to Hull City
    He gave up money and the Premier League for a chip butty
    Now he takes his club and he waits
    Outiside the Premier League
    To lead us to the promised land where we belong.

    Now pace and skill were wearing thin
    When management was calling him
    To come on down and stand on the side line
    They said do just what you did before
    But without what happened on 'foreshore
    And Barmby said, "well ok......fair play"

    And he went from a **** Yorkshire club to Hull City
    He gave up money and the Premier League for a chip butty
    Now he takes his club and he waits
    Outiside the Premier League
    To lead us to the promised land where we belong.

    Now we're led by a local lad
    And not some **** with a passing fad
    And that's all that we wanted anyway,
    We couldn't have just anyone,
    Just a local lad to get the job done
    And Barmby took us all the way....

    And he went from a ****ty Yorkshire club to Hull City
    He gave up money and the Premier League for a chip butty
    Now he takes his club and he waits
    Outiside the Premier League
    To lead us to the promised land where we belong.

    It's to the tune of Brian and Michael (Matchstalk men and cats and dogs.)

    That's what a Masters Degree gets you. A barely legible chant at 4.45am and 15 pints. Go school.

    It's never going to be used, I just thought of it and posted it. Edit it? Of course you can.
     
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  2. City

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    We need a song for Chester he is a class act and it would be nice for him to know we appriciate him even more so now other clubs are taking note
     
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  3. londontiger

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    I think this is my first post

    How about something on the lines of... He's our man Chester
     
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  4. Chiltons222

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    I think that's wonderful!
     
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  5. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    That bloody alzheimers is kicking right in now...
     
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  6. smidgen

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    You're always claiming that people have got alz....(what's it's name?)
     
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  7. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Everyones bloody getting it. Claphams nan keeps having an affair with Kevin Keegan, you reiterating things that have been posted a billion times and even putting wrong titles (which you do over and over again, i swear you do it on purpose <laugh>), and this london tiger thinks it's his first post for the 3rd time running. We ought to change it from Nick Barmby's black & amber army to Nick Barmby's Alzheimers Brigade.
     
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  8. smidgen

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    To be fair, Clapham's repeats of his nan and Keegan is a joke and I suspect it'll be called forth when the (alzy) occasion demands it. My wrong titles is an accident, which worries me <yikes>; my repeating of a thread was a pure lapse of memory (as in the Brady thread of yester morning). <doh>
     
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  9. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I know it's a joke. But I believe the bolded writing is a description or at least a sign of Alzheimers ;)
     
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  10. smidgen

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    I am getting on a little - 69 next Spring <ok> :emoticon-0149-no:
     
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  11. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    Is that your age or your annual treat mate? <laugh><laugh> sorry couldn't resist.
     
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  12. Chiltons222

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    <laugh> Think I'll book a 69 now <laugh>
     
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  13. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of 69's i was lucky enough to divulge in one last night :)<laugh>

    Best moment of the week so far <ok>
     
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  14. smidgen

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    I'm not so sure about your use of the word "divulge"......:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  15. Craigo

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    I thought you looked a bit like the bloke from the old 'Joy of Sex' book.
     
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  16. originallambrettaman

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    Far too much ****ing information...
     
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  17. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Did you all know the 69 position has now been changed to the 96? This is due to the recession and the cost of eating out has risen <ok>
     
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  18. King Curtis

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    Apologies for using an already used chant but we could use the 'Winter Wonderland' tune that we did with Turner? 'There's only one James Chester! Walking along, singing our song, walking in a Chester wonderland!' Although common the thought is there and would show our appreciation towards him.
     
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  19. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    Chester's here, Chester's there, Chester's every f***ing where. Na na nana na nana na na!
     
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  20. andy payton's mullet

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    James Chester la la la, James Chester la la la
     
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