British Politics spam thread

Imagine watching Biden hopped up on adderall mumbling & stuttering reading a speech written by his handlers on a teleprompter , & think to yourself.
The Americans want 4 more years of that.

I'm 100% convinced Toby is on a wind up , he is literally the soy eating I support the current thing meme .

He supports every single normy regime pushed propaganda going & thinks he's some sort of revolutionary freedom fighter .

It has to be an act .

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Must be those "far right " Islamophobic hate crime gangs Rashid Sanook & Sadiq warned us about .

https://www.eastlondonadvertiser.co...eet-stepney-green-stabbing-man-fighting-life/

Stepney Green mosque closed after man 'stabbed' outside

 

It's rubbish. Tastes like cooking chocolate. Probably a profit in it for His Trumpiness.

 

Trump-flavoured chocolate sounds like a euphemism for finding an undigested sprout leaf in your stool. I shall NOT be trying it.

 

Jolly Ranchers are good , especially the grape ones

 

Can't stand dark chocolate. I'd sooner eat coal.

Just had a Kitkat. Twas decent.

 

Where can I source this chocolate?

 

Bought some coal recently for a wood burner. It's almost as ****ing expensive as chocolate nowadays. Would have been cheaper to burn caviar.

 

I really have no idea. The chap who gave it to me is a NASCAR fan and visits the US every year. I like him actually but he is a bit of a twat. Still sports a Bobby Charlton comb over.

 

£10 on ebay

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26661700...ccZAgC6T7e&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=MORE


I just bought some Toby Blair War crime pasta sauce

 

Does the sauce come with added WMDs?

 

No gluten , nuts or weapons of mass destruction

 

Lots of non-Londoners will be triggered by this

 

Non Londoners?

Brilliant

Like most of the people living there .

 

My mum lives in Spain so I'm half Spanish now