Match Day Thread Chelsea v Newcastle United

Hammering

 

No, it’s Chelski not West Ham!!

 

I'm going to join the cult because I'm tired of all the agro.

0-5 Newcastle Chelsea are dreadful.

 

We look like we're getting back to form, and Chelsea are dogshit. I think we'll win.

 

The boss will send you details of the initiation ceremony.

 

1-3 win.

 

Going to have to make it pre-match at The City Vaults as he will require the dance floor and music for his dance off with Hung

Unless we save it for the Forum Summer meet up in York we were discussing (if the cockney's are up for it).

 

What's this?

 

Chippy was suggesting we do a summer forum meet up, he was thinking York as it would be easier for Roly, DPP etc.

 

I mean I guess it's all relative, but York really isn't "down South"...

 

It’s further south than the bigg market

 

Additionally we have one member who’s a tad slow with destinations and directions, we’re looking forward to the tales of a return transatlantic flight

 

Exactly, Newcastle is literally less than an hour further away

 

Bigg market it is then

 

We could all meet at Trev's house.

Can someone give Trev directions please.

 

Nah, **** that, he lives at the bottom of the hillbilly sledge run

 

Age’ist.

 

Chelsea are unpredictable, sometimes you are sure they're about to be battered and they pull off a win

That being said 1-2 to us.

Willock Gordon

 

I don't want to hear about old folk or ageist after yesterday. You all heard me quite clearly tell the old boy if we went through turnstyle 20 there was no queue but he had stairs to go up ........ You don't want to know how long it took to march him up those ****ing stairs then march him back down again inside the ground (without the benefit of hand rails)

Steve and Schlem both ****ed off. Can tell he brought his own smokes yesterday