Match Day Thread Newcastle vs Wolves

I have yours mate

 

This seems quite harsh. He didn’t play that bad

 

Seems accurate

 

One does not simply join the cult. It's a lifestyle choice and all members go through a rigorous initiation ceremony.

If one drinks then this involves a 3 hour pre match booze up with the lads and if one doesn't drink it involves a dance off with our esteemed poster boy.

On the last note - Hung the air guitar playing pre match was epic yesterday

 

I was forced to gain 10 st in weight, but it was worth it for the prestige.

 

I got off lightly. Poor Chippy has to wear mustard, live in Consett and be a ****.

 

Willock is a special player, clearly has incredible talent. He's also best mates with Isak, who plays better with Willock on the pitch.

The issue is his injury record, which I am nervous about. I want to see him get a good long run in the team now

Its good for us he hasnt been noticed tbh.

 

I don't drink unfortunately

 

Well if it’s unfortunate then you have the power to change that

 

I've done it all mate and now I'm the opposite end of the spectrum.

 

Makes a massive difference to our midfield. Bruno Willock and Joelinton is the ideal midfield.

 

So then it’s not unfortunate?!

 

It is for the cult

 

Dance off with Hung it is then

Hung is Stiffler for those that know the dance off

 

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see if you can spot which one is me

 

FFS That's way too close to yesterday for my liking

 

Still doesn't beat when you did the worm

 

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Actually no. I think that’s a life choice he made.