I've been there! From the outside, it looks like a bungalow in a wooded area. Once you go inside, it is a warren of passageways and rooms, with recordings of warnings of a nuclear attack, together with advice on what to do - keep windows and doors closed, maybe build a bunker out of your dining table. Then you can bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your a**e goodbye
"Bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye". A yoga position known as the chocolate starfish.
Done and won Mrs Jab's "ÿes love" was followed by muttered something, complementary I'm sure, in Indonesian.
A horse walks into a police station. The custody officer says "why the long face"? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-merseyside-29550834 Apparently, his field is near Liverpool. When he woke up in the morning he was chocked up on house bricks and all four horseshoes had been nicked.