Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

I'd be fine, my army of trained attack rats would keep me safe

 

Not a lot of people know that

 

.

 

By the way, the palindrome of

BOOBYTRAP

is

PARTYBOOB

Not many people know that

 

Size does matter.

 

I've been there! From the outside, it looks like a bungalow in a wooded area. Once you go inside, it is a warren of passageways and rooms, with recordings of warnings of a nuclear attack, together with advice on what to do - keep windows and doors closed, maybe build a bunker out of your dining table. Then you can bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your a**e goodbye

 

TBH if a nuclear war happened the dead would be the lucky ones.

 

"Bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye". A yoga position known as the chocolate starfish.

 

You still scarred by when they put 'Threads' on tv 1984?

 

Never gets old.

 

Done and won Mrs Jab's "ÿes love" was followed by muttered something, complementary I'm sure, in Indonesian.

 

Champion Again

 

very Good

 

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

 

Ewe

 

A horse walks into a police station. The custody officer says "why the long face"?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-merseyside-29550834

Apparently, his field is near Liverpool. When he woke up in the morning he was chocked up on house bricks and all four horseshoes had been nicked.