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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Feb 21, 2011.

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  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    JESUS,,,, Ive had a **** , boring day, came on here for rest and relaxation, If I had a bath tub, instead of the shower, I could put on some celon deon [spelling] on my boogie box, soak in a brimful of soapsuds, drink a lot of Bacardi, and slash my wrists,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AH ****it Ill persevere, got to get better......................Hassent it?
     
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    billofengland, Feb 21, 2011
  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Ha Haaaaaaaaaa!!! Look lads, Bill owns a Celine Dion CD! You great tart :)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Feb 21, 2011
  3. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Was gonna borrow yours, you shirt liftin wooftah, if youd lend it me.
     
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    billofengland, Feb 21, 2011
  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Cannot stand the woman, Bill. You'll have to make do with Barbra Streisand....
     
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    Sidthemackem, Feb 21, 2011
  5. jerseymackem

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    I've got some Queen if anybody's interested...?
     
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    jerseymackem, Feb 21, 2011
  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    you not kicked him out yet??????????????????/
     
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    Commachio, Feb 22, 2011
  7. MackemsRule

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    The one next to it doesn't have a nose?
     
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    MackemsRule, Feb 22, 2011
  8. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    All those joints and it still can't jump!

    Boom Boom.
     
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    MackemsRule, Feb 22, 2011
  9. Nads

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    Too many joints and it'll be sleeping not jumping <whistle>
     
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    Nads, Feb 22, 2011
  10. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Could it be the biggest glue sniffer in the world? :)
     
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    MackemsRule, Feb 22, 2011

  11. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Don't they make glue outta elephants.

    Ah, that's horse. They only have 2 joints, and they can jump.

    Elephant = Lazy.
     
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    Nads, Feb 22, 2011
  12. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    They make luggage out of Elephants don't they?
     
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    MackemsRule, Feb 23, 2011
  13. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    they prefer jumbo sized bongs
     
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    Shameless, Feb 23, 2011
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