Best Weekend Thread Ever

Hiya, guise, what y'all doing pour le weekend? I am going to Ibrox for some bigotry tomorrow and then will watch Jockland beat Nigelland at rugger on the TV. At some stage over the weekend I shall be going to Top Golf, have any of you guise been to it before?

 

I’m at going to stay at mother’s old house with my brother, will go to pub and play pool. Looking forward to watching our fat pooves give your fat pooves a good doing.

 

A bloody good rogering.

 

WOW! What a thread. Can’t wait for the next edition.

 

Glad to see the ****ball is taking place in Jocklandshire, as I have to drive past Harry Twickers tomorrow on my way to Southampton, where Saints are playing 80s throwback **** hooligan clown club Millwall

 

Glory hunter.

 

yes

 

I'm nursing a swollen ankle after slipping on a dog-egg over at Promenade Park, Maldon. I've thrown my shoes away, such is my aversion to mutt's matter, and I pray the Gods will send down eye cancer to the cretin who allowed their animal to foul an otherwise pristine area.

 

Can’t stop a dog ****ting somewhere Ponders. The dirty bastard should be picking it up, though.

 

I've got nothing against the dog, Saf. As far as I'm concerned, a dog can ****e wherever it wants, just so long as the owner picks it up. I'd like to repeatedly kick that owner in the cods for at least 75 minutes.

 

Don’t want to wear yourself out mate

 

Kick the **** out of him mate.











Then make him pick it up after.

That'll teach him.