Ian McShane

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Sad news I'm afraid.

He's not dead, but he appeared on The One Show along with PJ and Duncan.

 

I'm not quite sure what is the saddest part of this. McShite, Twatter, The Onesie Show or whoever the **** Pyjama and Dungcan are.

 

Ian McShane is one of the greatest actors of all time alongside Timothy Spall and Dennis Waterman.

 

And wannabe artistic metal dectectorists are really interesting people.

 

Nobody can deliver lines with "****" in them like him. He's a master of it.

 

I'm pretty good at it too actually

 

I'll try it out on the general public over the weekend and see how I get on.

 

That is a splendid idea.

 

Lovejoy was absolute dross though, let’s be honest

 

It was brilliant, art, antiques and the East Angular countryside, what more could you want?

 

Not even as good as third rate dross!

 

I was particularly irritated by that posh pikey in the yellow tweed suit

 

Only ever watched the ****show once and they were all ****ing horse manure at acting.

Can't remem.......................hang on I think I've just remembered Phyllis Logan was it? Crap actor but she'd have got it up the the old fart pipe (at a push) probably. Unless she was a carpet muncher, although even then........................

 

I always fancied living in a caravan with a collection of art deco ceramics.

 

*being a rampant, raving ****tah.

 

Phyllis was lovely but I never fancied her, Charlotte I would’ve though she was a bit annoying like the type of bird you encounter in Waitrose.

 

Ian McShane's dad invented the Murray Mint.

True dat.

 

Was he in a hurry to invent said mints?

 

Let's just say he acted expeditiously in his pursuit of minty perfection.

I like Murray Mints. Do you?

 

I used to but I gave them up and started ****ing dead dogs instead.

Natural progression.