Ashworth to Manchester

I have mate... he knows the club you know.

 

Thought you'd go with

 

In your head

 

Yeah, it's karate.

Ironically I've just got in from training just now, hence why I've not posted for a few hours while you've been debating my weight.

 

Well just remember I told you all Steve Bruce was going to replace Rafa before Rafa even left.

I know you remember.

 

If only I had a son...

 

There's no way you're fat, so why do they say you are.?

 

Well maybe I train but am also fat. I mean, I've had plenty of long term injuries, plus cancer treatment. And as Magdad said, I'm partial to a pint or 6.

 

So it's Penfold that's the liar.

 

He probably just forgot rather than purposely lied.

 

no mate you didn’t listen properly. I bought a black belt whilst out shopping.

 

Mental gymnastics if he tries that one

 

Nobody ever listens on here do they.

 

Pardon?

 

Exactly

 

You got lucky

 

Then I told you all Joelinton was a midfielder before Howe moved him there.

Let's not mention the league and cup double prediction win.

 

To be fair, you also told us that Androminans were living among us and would one day kill us all and take over the world.