Ashworth to Manchester

Who was Ashworth responsible for guys ?

 

His Son’s.

 

So how many of you guys are stealing valour?

@Obi Wan is this true ?

 

Mine is real. Notice, no false exaggeration claiming a black belt. Fat Boy though……

 

I value honesty extremely highly... you are better off with a thief than a liar because with a thief you'll always know where you stand.

 

Ashworth was on gardening leave from Brighton till the 21st June 2022. He started with us on 22nd June. Nick Pope signed 23rd June.

Whilst Ashworth is on gardening leave he is not allowed to contact anyone or work for anyone else. Is this monitored? Who knows. Did he break the rules? Who knows.

Was Ashworth chief scout? - No he wasn't
Was Ashworth in overall charge of scouting department? - Yes he was.

Was Ashworth head physio? - No he wasn't
Was Ashworth in overall charge of medical department? - Yes he was

Was Ashworth chief data analyst? No he wasn't
Was Ashworth in overall charge of the data analyst department? Yes he was

Was Ashworth head of sports science? No he wasn't
Was Ashworth in overall charge of the Sports Science department? Yes he was

Was Ashworth loans manager? No he wasn't
Was Ashworth in overall charge of the loans department? Yes he was

Was Ashworth head coach? No he wasn't
Was Ashworth in overall charge of the coaching department? Yes he was

Was Ashworth Head of youth development? No he wasn't
Was Ashworth in overall charge of youth development? Yes he was

Has Ashworth been a disaster of an appointment? No, I think that's unfair. The man had so much to do and has had so little time to do it that to class him as a disaster isn't right.

Do I hope he has a peanut allergy and someone opens up a packet of dry roasted sat next to him? Hell yeah.

 

Ashworth was the glue holding everything together.

 

He was the cog in the wheel. A part that can and will be replaced.

 

Can we replace the longstaff cog soon please ? A weeks scouting will be sufficient

 

No

 

He's garbage mate

 

As far as I'm aware Obi is a black belt in Jiu Jitsu. May be mistaken in the martial art but he does train etc.

Like wise I can confirm that Chippy is a black belt in shopping and Trev hasn't passed white belt in directions.

 

He told me Karate ? Imagine your opponent being some big fat ****er.

 

Will be then if that's what he said.

 

So he isn't fat then ? How can you be so disciplined and so undisciplined with nutrition?

 

Anyone else hearing rumours that Shola Ameobi will be the new Sporting director?

 

We all have our vices mate. I like a pint, Trev likes a lozenger and Obi likes a chip

 

No

 

Today

Started with a black coffee
Then electrolytes 1000 mg of potassium

10.30am 500ml water with 1tablespoon of with the mother apple cider vinegar.

11am omelette , home made sweet potatoe hash browns , spinach, rocket salad tomatoes, salsa and hot sauce .. 1 omega capsule, 1 multi vitamin, d3 and collagen capsule. Pistachio whey isolate

3pm meat balls with bean sprouts, mushrooms, onions, soy sauce, salad, tomatoes. Concentrated greens drink.

7pm wholewheat bagel with 1/4 homemade burger , salad tomatoes, mozzarella
Malted chocolate whey protein
Applesauce , almond flakes, blueberry, raspberries, strawberry, whipped cream , organic maple syrup and dark chocolate chips.

8pm onwards... been a **** on here