Forgive my ignorance, but what are Modders' and VdV's songs? I haven't been to lane since 09/10 Also, i'm sure he has one, and i'm sure i know it, but what is Lennon's? I think we should create a sticky or something with all the song words and tunes so fans like me that, to their shame, aren't season ticket holders know them when they do get to go?
Can Walker have Chimbonda's old song. "What's that coming up from the back, is it Walker? Is it Walker?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9iJNp3wZcI
Van Der Vaart's goes like... *ahem* Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart RAFA VAN DER VAART NANANANANANANAAAA Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart RAFA VAN DER VAART NANANANANANANAAAA Although there is an awesome song for him that I've only ever heard in the pub before the game, which goes to the tune of the Addams Family: His Missus is a model He's just as good as Hoddle He's better than Chris Waddle It's Rafaa Van Der Vaaart do do do dooo *Click* *Click* Modric's are: NANANA NANANA HEEEEEEEY Luka Modric He got Super Luka Modric for a bit too but Pav and Parker pretty much own the copyrights to them now.
I can't remember Lennon's song, I haven't been when Lennon's been playing all season. Think it must be "there's only one Aaron Lennon", or something. We need some more creative songs, to be honest. The Gomes one was brilliant.
I like that VdV one! Right, i'm gonna create a thread to get these documented. I'll copy your ones in and give you the credit
Don't worry about credits, I didn't write them. I'm not sure about the order of the lines on the VDV one, it doesn't read quite right to me.
How about: When the ball hit his dome All the Gooners went home That's our Younes When the ball hit his face Wenger sent a bottle to space That's our Younes
For me he is in front of a Daws right now and has formed a formidable partnership with Ledley. Like BAE an unsung hero, up to a point, but a vital part of recent success. Good Post.
Kaboul Kaboul he's heads them all Kaboul Kaboul he's wins the ball Kaboul Kaboul he's a human wall Kaboul Kaboul he's scored 'n' all
My money would be on Kaboul. Tommy's a bit of a gentle giant to me, whereas Kaboul has a darker side!
Kaboul's an animal. As HD said, Tommy's more of a gentle giant. Kaboul would just nut him and he'd be out, mind you, if Kaboul nutted anyone they'd be out!
This is quite fun, matching up Spurs players in hypothetical fights... How about: Benny vs Modric Parker vs Rafa
Benny, I read a couple of years back that he purposely kicked a player in the head while at Lens. Tough one as Rafa comes from a pikey background... Think I'd go for Scotty though, he has no fear and the sheer English grit should pull through!
I'd go for Benny, his head is protected. I'd also go for Scotty for same reasons as SoS. Lennon vs Defoe?
Defoe, he'd bite Lennon to shreds! Just ask Mascherano! Though Lennon might pull out a knife and stab him in it! Friedel vs Gomes?