Are you short of a date on Valentine's Day Mick? Neither of those, maybe Anthea Turner back in the day. Loved the way she took that Cadbury Flake in her mouth.
I'd want one right in the middle. Bring the tone down and depress everyone. Maybe get pissed go up to a couple and shout, "I've had her".
Being a terrific person is not mutually exclusive with sticking cucumbers up your bum. I mean, if Mother Teresa stuck cucumbers up her bum, she'd still have been an absolute saint, just a saint that had wider diameter poops than most.
That's a bit graphic mate ... can't you just be satisfied with: "... went peacefully whilst sleeping"
Yes mate, anyone who didn't change their picks by 31st Dec, I just automatically rolled over last years . You're on 50 points with me and Pieguts