Off Topic The Burly Arms

I don't understand that so I'll just like it and we'll both move on okay?

 

So far, that was one of Fosse's better jokes.

 

So good?

 

I think it's best couched in terms of it being a decent pun

 

Potato...

 

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Morning mate

Is the blanket still for sale ?

 

Got to be honest mate and no offence meant, but I'm normally a logical sort of guy and I cannot fathom out for the life of me, why you thought anyone would want the top - I feel like I'm missing something here, other than my marbles.

 

I don’t blame you, Jasper. They just can’t be serious and are very disrespectful.


Pinkie is the ringleader.

 

Oh right you were serious, I'll have 2 then.

 

Morning

 

Morning Luv

Hope Mrs Luv is on the mend still.

 

A beautiful morning. Everyone is talking about our comfortable 1-0 win yesterday. Birds are singing, children are laughing, the hordes of tramps have a spring in their steps.

 

Says a lot about how ****ed up the arse we actually are if I say the lager I've been drinking in an (admittedly cheapish) French mountain area is, at €6.60, now cheaper than England.

Admittedly, any IPA or decent local brew was €8.80. But the Pelforth, cheaper than pish sold in a London pub.

 

Morning btw.

 

At the hospital now, much better.

 

Glad to hear it mate

 

Going to a restaurant in Fulham to drink mainly

 

Typical of Mrs luv complete opposite to me, she's firm friends with every nurse and patient on the ward. First name terms with everyone. I have to get introduced and life story of everyone.