Got to be honest mate and no offence meant, but I'm normally a logical sort of guy and I cannot fathom out for the life of me, why you thought anyone would want the top - I feel like I'm missing something here, other than my marbles.
I don’t blame you, Jasper. They just can’t be serious and are very disrespectful. Pinkie is the ringleader.
A beautiful morning. Everyone is talking about our comfortable 1-0 win yesterday. Birds are singing, children are laughing, the hordes of tramps have a spring in their steps.
Says a lot about how ****ed up the arse we actually are if I say the lager I've been drinking in an (admittedly cheapish) French mountain area is, at €6.60, now cheaper than England. Admittedly, any IPA or decent local brew was €8.80. But the Pelforth, cheaper than pish sold in a London pub.
Typical of Mrs luv complete opposite to me, she's firm friends with every nurse and patient on the ward. First name terms with everyone. I have to get introduced and life story of everyone.