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Match Day Thread Toon v Cherries

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 11, 2024.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    It’s expected. But if Howe throw’s Livermento under the bus to prove a point he’s a shallow man.

    For once I want Howe to play BDB.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

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    Would start with Karius next week.
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    He will mate that's exactly what he'll do.... he'll drop Burn away at Arsenal
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    The thing is Dubravka made two brilliant saves at 0-0.. the entire side is completely dysfunctional. All huff and puff at best and has been for months.
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Let’s digest this result. We didn’t play that well. Got a point. We have no fit actual strikers.

    That’s an issue in itself.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    The thing is this isn't an isolated situation mate.. we've been dreadful since they beat Man United at home onwards which was months ago.

    Every week over and over again... it's a shambles out there and players are waving their arms about.

    Players like longstaff, Burn and Murphy are championship players.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’m gonna go cheer myself up by putting some Smiths songs on <laugh>
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    Weirdest sight at a football match for a long, long time.

    Ill man having to leave ground early and not looking too good being followed by not one, not two, not three but 8, yes EIGHT, St John’s Ambulance people AND a NUFC Well Being Officer all looking slightly disappointed that the ill fan was well enough to walk.

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    Sorry, Chippy. It was Bedknobs and Broomsticks not Jungle Book.

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  9. Magdad

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    So you show a picture from Robin Hood?????
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    Just a little reminder on something even the man in the street new about about Howes number one target in January.

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  11. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Bruno was pants today. His eorst performance for us.
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

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    No. The football match in Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

    <doh>
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    Where was longstaff? He is literally out there running around.
     
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  14. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Longstaff is a waste of space
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    Thank the lord there's people like myself that realise this. He's a sly ****er aswel..if he's at risk he throws Guimareas under the bus with a pass... it was his gutless backwards pass today that lead to their 2nd goal.

    Longstaff manages to lose the ball when you think he's going to win the ****er.
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    And Murphy? Oh he's so funny pulling funny faces .... he wimped out of a header to equalise with 15 mins to go.... he literally bottled it.
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I’ve come to the conclusion that Longstaff is one of our weakest players.

    He runs his bollocks off but he’s not that good.

    Same as Miggy: Runs his knuts off but no quality.

    Burn is in the same category. He’s crap.

    As is Murphy. The smiles and funny faces aside. He’s ****.

    There I said it.
     
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  18. Magdad

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    I reckon I did about as much as Longstaff today
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    The worrying thing is that Howe is building a squad around them. I cannot believe that we are still putting these **** players on the pitch... I thought they'd be out the door by now.
     
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  20. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Howe is morphing into BRUccccccc……….
     
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