Match Day Thread Toon v Cherries

We’re all in pub with bets on who’s pissing bed sheets first.

Edit: Well done Roly

 

With a 3 o'clock KO you can piss the bed, have them washed and dried and ready to go again for MOTD.

 

Burn to score first goal.

 

Put a bet on quick.

 

Done put £300 on it. Easy money.

 

For so many reasons, I hope this comes off

 

Note he found a way to say Guimareas wasn't better in the 8 position last week. I can tell when people are using mental gymnastics.

 

He was at it just to ward off any suitors, Eddie knows his onions.

 

Well he's doing a good job overall.

 

The bucket guy is watching with resin all over his thumb.

 

Things must be bad, we've got the Nottingham Forest defence playing for us

 

They are a very dirty side.

The referee should have booked about 3 or 4 of their players.

 

Newcastle are crap

 

Some I've seen reds for but Newcastle are doing absolutely nothing ... they're wimping out and just not creating anything.

Newcastle seem to think they're better than they are and just slowly piss farting around.

Longstaff is nowhere he's just out there chasing shadows and Burn is absolutely useless aswell.

 

Referee has lost control of this game.

Burn got in the way when Bruno was about to shoot. No guarantee he would have scored mind.

They are fouling our players and our captain hasn’t had a word with the referee.

Still think we will win.

 

Bournemouth should be 2-0 up ... Newcastle seem to think it's about possession, but they're useless with the ball , so they create nothing and then get stung when the likes of Burn and Longstaff get caught in fwd areas.

I sense the excuses are being set up though... the old blame the ref one, but it's easier to just confess that the side hasn't been very good.

 

Good management by EH. Just have the plates all a 15 minute rest!