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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    The former Bank of England economist, who wants to be the next Chancellor, demonstrating a clear lack of understanding of basic arithmetic: Conservative voters stayed at home or voted Reform. None Of The Above won both seats with more than 60% non turnout.

    WELLINGBOROUGH
    Labour (2024: 13,844 votes; 2019: 13,737 votes) +107
    Conservative (2024: 7,408 votes; 2019: 32,277 votes) -24,869
    Reform (2024: 3,919 votes; 2019: -)
    Liberal Democrats (2024: 1,422 votes; 2019: 4,078 votes) -2,656

    Total (2024: 30,145 votes; 2019: 51,932 votes) -21,787
    Turnout (2024: 38%; 2019: 64%)

    KINGSWOOD
    Labour (2024: 11,176 votes; 2019: 16,492 votes) -5,316
    Conservative (2024: 8,675 votes; 2019: 27,712 votes) -19,037
    Reform (2024: 2,578 votes; 2019: -)
    Liberal Democrats (2024: 861 votes; 2019: 3,421 votes) -2,560

    Total (2024: 24,905 votes; 2019: 49,315 votes) -24,410
    Turnout (2024: 37%; 2019: 72%)

    The arse bandit new Labour MP had best enjoy his time in office as the seat is due to be abolished at the General Election.
     
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  2. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Take it – it cannot be an EV so it will get you places – except London
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Can you have people get the **** out of my way at the supermarket. Can I shoot them?
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I've eaten one, Carne de Rã
    For you, I'd make it for free, sweetheart.
    Yes
    Moomins
    Toulouse.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Churchill was the greatest re-writer of history of all but thank you for this.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Really? Wow that's super interesting.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... or ...to paraphrase ...

    Tories Right Royally ****ed <laugh>
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Only in certain US states ... that's the problem with America ... no ****ing consistency...
     
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  9. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    DMD Eh?
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. YourIdiotSon

    YourIdiotSon Well-Known Member

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    You look like minor TV personality but I can’t quite match who it is .

    Your eldest child does not look impressed at getting photo taken ! Embarrassing Dad moment .
     
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  12. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    But....Fentanyl George....BLM...<diva>

     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    And how many by "women"
     
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  15. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^Believes the Express ffs <laugh>
     
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  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Absolutely nothing to see here.

     
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    YourIdiotSon Well-Known Member

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    Vax related injuries and deaths are so gay !
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

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    Alexei Navalny was quite obviously murdered. Just like Jeffery Epstein.
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Wtaf is an "excess death"? The death rate for all living things remains steady at 100%
     
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