Match Day Thread Stoke vs QPR

You didn’t watch it, did you?

 

Guilty as charged your honour, I'm currently wrestling 4 strange chaps in white coats !

 

0-0 ! Your optimistic aren't you ?

 

I think we'll lose to both.

 

Where's all the happy clappers when you need them? We're gonna tonk Brizzle, and smash Rothrum into oblivion














I won't be putting any money on it though!

 

Then if we win the next one we’ll get out of the bottom three, oh ****

 

I'm happy clapped out...

 

Get yourself some cheesy peas, that'll cheer you up - brilliant!!

 

Can't wait for Clives report, he'll need a restraining order from buying razor blades out of Lidl

 

That’s a real 6-pointer then. Been looking for them for weeks.
Great news

 

Explanation please.

Marti says in the post match interview that Stoke didn't allow us to play our game as they sat with five at the back.

Aren't we supposed to have plans B and C for such eventualities? Just sounded a tad lame.

 

What is “our” game

 

I think we just ask Baldrick to come up with a cunning plan before each game !

 

If they have five at the back then we have spares over the rest of the pitch
What were they doing
Mowing the grass

 

Cifuentes absolved of any responsibility for what his players produce on the pitch. I don't get it.